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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Blonde Tidbits #3
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's?
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!
Q. Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
A. Because they can't fit all the water in the package.
Q: What does a blonde and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They are both hollow neck up!
Q: How can you tell if a blond is a good cook?
A: If she can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: How does a blonde attempt to kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
