Blonde Tidbits #4
Q. How does a blond try to kill a bird?
A. Throws it off a cliff
Q. What was the blonde doing in the sink?
A. Tap Dancing
Q. Standing in a circle, is a clever blonde, dumb blonde, a dumb brunette, Santa Claus, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. In the middle there's a $50 note. Who'll pick it up?
A. The dumb blonde. The others don't exist!
Q: How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Q: What do you call blondes in a snow storm?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: She wanted to see if her maxi pad with wings could fly!
Q: What goes Vroom EERCH Vroom EERCH Vroom EERCH?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.