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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Valentine's Day Advice
- Don't tell your partner about that perfect present you almost bought.
- Don't give the same Valentine's card you gave your partner last year.
- Don't buy the wrong size/brand of anything.
- Don’t forget to wear clean underwear.
- Don't tell your date you forgot your wallet... again.
- Don't leave your date alone with your parents, room mates or pet.
- Don't buy your partner household appliances for Valentine's Day.
- Don't give your partner an engagement ring that was meant for someone else.
