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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Dear God

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Dear God,

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?

Love,
Michaela