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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
The Name Game
When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Diane's four-year-old son overheard some of his mother's conversations.
One day when Diane and her four-year-old were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
"Yes!" the four-year-old said, "and I know what we're going to name it, too."
"Really?" asked the lady.
"Yes." said the little boy, "If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it Quits!"
